2195

Sigh, my job sucks and stresses me out to the point where my body just friggin hurts. Let's see what other nerves in my body will get inflamed by 5:00pm!

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2194

As sweet as our receptionist may be, she is driving me nuts with the trivial details of her life. And it's not just me that she tells her stories to, it's everyone that walks by...until I've heard her story 20 times and I am ready to rip my flipping ears off!!

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2193

Ok, I've been submitting my resume left and right for a new job. I'm really getting tired of every company having their own site you have to sign up with and fill in your resume from scratch. I just want to upload a pdf and be done with it. Or at least, get an interview and be offered a job! Seriously, it's taking a lot of my time away from my family.

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2192

I mega wasted most of the work day doing nothing. Not because I'm lazy! It's because there is no work for me to do.

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2191

My boss keeps shovelling work in my direction like shit on a pile. And he thinks I'm just going to keep taking it??? Nah, I am quitting and he just doesn't know it yet. I'm going to leave all that work to pile up like a stinky heap of garbage. Have fun cleaning up my mess after I'm gone.

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2190

Do you ever find yourself at work with nothing to do, so you spend time on the phone or online? Yeah, I used to do that. Then I decided to get an education while at work. It's going to be SO LONG SUCKAS time as soon as I'm done my program. Thanks for paying me while I went to school on your dime and your time.

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2189

I wish I had something juicy to confess. I work with the blandest group of people. They never get on my nerves and there is no drama. But don't get me wrong, I still hate my job.

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2188

I don't care if our entire network goes down, just don't let the coffee machine die. Please lord...please.

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2187

Just about everyone in the office is going to be gone over the next couple of weeks. There is practically going to be tumbleweeds rolling through the office. I think I am going to have to take up origami and learn to make crafts out of binder clips and pencils.

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2186

When you fall asleep after a long day at work, and then proceed to dream about work, the sleep fairy should give you a refund. I'm just saying.

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