Please don't friggin bug me before I'm on the work clock. If my paycheck didn't get docked for being short of tim on a "salaried" position, then just maybe I might give a shit. Until then, don't talk to while I'm off the clock.

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Sigh, Monday morning commutes are so depressing. Even worse, walk into to work to be greeted by others who are blinded happy here. I just want to tell them off and how I really feel about this place.

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Here's a little office tale I am sure you can relate to.

'Twas the eve before the Friday of the long weekend, and not a creature was stirring. Not even my cordless mouse. It looked as though I was going to be able to enjoy a lounging Friday...a day of cheer. But what to my wondering eyes did appear than my crazy workaholic mana-geer. (Gimme a break, I had to make it rhyme.)

Ok, enough with the rhyming shit. It's too much like work. My boss flies into the office 5 minutes before I'm about to book it on Thursday night, and he drops off a project that he wants done for Tuesday morning.

Ugh, so much for my FAF (Fuck-all Friday). I guess I must have been on Santa's naughty list.

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This feels like a prison without the bars. Maybe even a mental institution.

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I don't have any more desire to do my job. I'm just sitting here staring at it.

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This place has a special blackhole that sucks up all the fun, good positive energy (aka management)!

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#%?$&@

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Thank you, poor indoor air quality, for making my work day just that much more miserable. Coughing, sneezing and sniffling for 8 hours a day isn't that fun. :/

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It's not appropriate to sit on TOP of the conference table like the office whore!

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Dear Management,

Thank you for changing certain policies around. You discussed how A and B will affect stuff. You clearly forgot about C and D issues. Oh I'm sorry! I forgot you don't give a shit about those actually doing the work! By the way, I'm submitting resumes left and right. Good luck training someone else these crazy tricks once I'm out of here!

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